Be there to see FIFA’s first ever sanctioned Punch Up In a Car Park© as the Soccerooligans take on ‘The Fanatics’ [our rivals] before Australia’s first World Cup match against the Germans. It promises to be a day out for the whole family. There’s gay face painting and stupid wigs for The Fanatics and pre-match entertainment includes a Zulu war re-enactment and the gorgeous sounds of the Mwamba African Children’s Choir. Then hear the sounds of the potentially paedophile bogan Fanatics signing ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie’ before they finally get shut up.

Watch the Soccerooligans dish out hurt that’s been building up ever since the death of two Soccerooligans during the away game to China.*

The kick off kicks off at 12PM. Ladies bring a plate.

*These Soccerooligans died of boredom at watching Pim Verbeek’s football style, not from unleashing fury.

ALSO NOTE: TV’s Matthew Newton is banned from this event.