We spent June 2006 at the World Cup pretending to like sauerkraut in an attempt to get hot Euro female action. Then in July we avoided pizza, pasta, people with too much hair gel and construction sites after the Italians did a number on us in the penalty box.

We then taught the peace loving Buddhists a lesson at the Asian Cup in Thailand and in return they gave us ladyboys which in hindsight wasn’t the best deal ever. Now we have qualified  for the World Cup 2010 in South Africa and it’s going to be their turn to sample the wrath of the Soccerooligans.